The Late Scratch Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Penix Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.