The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.