The Bad Snap Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Penix Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Penix Jr., Penix Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.