The Checkdown Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Every deep ball Penix Jr. throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Garbage time arrives early for Penix Jr.: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
77%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.