The Sideline-Scold Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.