The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Penix Jr.: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Penix Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Drake London
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.