The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Penix Jr., Penix Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.