The Sideline-Scold Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.