The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Penix Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.