The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Penix Jr.'s stadium. Only over Penix Jr..” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Penix Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.