The Overthrow Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Penix Jr., that's a flag." Penix Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.