The Bad Snap Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Penix Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.