The Checkdown Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Penix Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
79%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.