The Kneel-Down Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Penix Jr. will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
80%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Penix Jr. scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.