The Snap Count Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Penix Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The play clock hits zero on Penix Jr. four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
83%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Penix Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.