The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Penix Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.