The Intentional Grounding Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Penix Jr.'s stadium. Only over Penix Jr..
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.