The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- A mysterious flag erases Penix Jr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.