The Sack Spiral Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Ref: "Number Penix Jr., that's a flag." Penix Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Penix Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Penix Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.