The Pick-Six Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Penix Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Penix Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.