The Mystery Tweak Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Penix Jr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Penix Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.