The Hamstring Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Every deep ball Penix Jr. throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Penix Jr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.