The Sack Spiral Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Ref: "Number Penix Jr., that's a flag." Penix Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Every deep ball Penix Jr. throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Penix Jr. will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
74%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.