The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Every deep ball Penix Jr. throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Penix Jr. will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Penix Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.