The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Penix Jr. leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.