The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr. will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- The broadcast shows Penix Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Penix Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.