The Sideline-Scold Hex of Michael Penix Jr.
Michael Penix Jr. · ATL · QB
“Penix Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Penix Jr.'s week
- Penix Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Penix Jr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Penix Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Penix Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Penix Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Penix Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.