The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Evans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.