The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Ref: "Number Evans, that's a flag." Evans: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Evans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.