The Inch-Short Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Evans's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.