The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Evans is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.