The Hamstring Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Evans, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.