The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.