The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Questionable" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Evans's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.