The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“The QB looks at Evans exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Evans is already "Questionable" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.