The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Questionable" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Evans gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Evans, Evans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.