The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Ref: "Number Evans, that's a flag." Evans: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Evans scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.