The Inch-Short Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Evans on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Evans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.