The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas A&M's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Evans's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.