The Phantom Holding Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ref: "Number Evans, that's a flag." Evans: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Evans drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.