The Phantom Holding Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Questionable" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- A mysterious flag erases Evans's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The broadcast shows Evans on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Evans, Evans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.