The Snap Count Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Ref: "Number Evans, that's a flag." Evans: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Evans runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Evans's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.