The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Evans's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Evans, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.