The Phantom Holding Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- Evans finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Evans's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.