The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.