The Inch-Short Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Evans's stadium. Only over Evans.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- Evans is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Evans is already "Out" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Evans, Evans, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.