The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Evans
Mike Evans · SF · WR
“Evans is already "Questionable" with that achilles. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Evans's week
- At 33, Evans is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Evans finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Evans drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Evans in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Evans is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Evans actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.