The Snap Count Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Cooper Jr. runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
72%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cooper Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.