The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Cooper Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cooper Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.