The Phantom Flag Hex of Omar Cooper Jr.
Omar Cooper Jr. · NYJ · WR
“Cooper Jr. is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cooper Jr.'s week
- Rookie Cooper Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Cooper Jr. gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Cooper Jr., Cooper Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Omar Cooper Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Omar Cooper Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Omar Cooper Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.